2nd Starcraft

Hyren: Stebo I’m interviewing you
stop being afk!

Stebo: lol. **** sorry. I was napping

Hyren: ERHERM. Your opponent in the loser’s bracket is Hyren, what can you tell me about him?

Stebo: is this a serious interview?

Hyren: YES

Stebo: Hyren has a lot going for him. I’ve seen him play and execute some pretty good builds as Terran. However, I don’t see him online a lot so I doubt he has much practice and experience.

Hyren: Rumor has it that he had a smurf GM account last season. Your thoughts?

Stebo: Hyren is a sneaky snake, so I wouldn’t be surprised.

Hyren: Very true, very true…

Stebo: Indeed

Hyren: Ok, the question you knew was coming: Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Stebo: Team Edward all the way. I’m into that sparkly ****. Haters gonna hate.

Hyren: Has your affiliation with Team Edward caused any friction with Eugene aka “Bruslee” aka “Darkn3ss”?

Stebo: Certainly has. Eugene’s been leaving dead bats on my door step since last month has constantly been glueing pubic hair to his body to give him that Werewolf apperance. I can’t keep up with the competition.

Hyren: A tragic tale to be sure.

Stebo: Yeah. He also called me a ***.

Hyren: There are quite a few strong players in the winner’s bracket. Who will win the championship and why?

Stebo: Hmmm… I have some people I want to see win. The match up I’m really looking forward to is Gemini vs stormguy (Rayray)…I feel that who wins that match will go on to win the tournament.

Hyren: Strong candidates indeed. Do you have any map-specific strategies for this round? 4-gate on Backwate Gulch? Nexus first on Crevasse perhaps?

Stebo: There is so much dept I can give to answer this question. I’ve been recently praciticing over the past few months my Protoss and I can assure you that I have some tricks up my sleeve. However, because Hyren is a sneaky snake, I will not be realeasing any further information at this time, simply because I will be playing vs him next.

Hyren: Nighthawk is the only remaining Terran in the winner’s bracket. Terran underpowered amiright? Buff marines?

Stebo: Thors need to be launching nukes, Marines should be free, and Mules should have no time duration so they last forever. ‘Nought said.

Hyren: Sounds like a good place to start in any case. Well that just about wraps up this interview. Any final comments?

Stebo: Yeah I gotta go take a ****. Thanks for your time though.

^^ oi

Hyren: Ah, one more thing. Our viewers have all been asking the same question: “What does ^^ oi mean?”

*Stebo’s lawyers start rising from their chairs in protest*

Stebo: If Hyren beats me in the tournament, I’ll tell the entire community.

*Stebo’s lawyers die*

Hyren:Thank you for your time, Stebo. Enjoy your bathroom break.

Stebo: Thank you Hyren.